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Ray doesn't always look at the calendar when he should. Mostly this is because he doesn't need to. Janine tends to yell at anyone who's got an appointment if they show any signs of forgetting it, and if she doesn't, Ms. McGee the publicity agent does. Ecto tends to remind her father of dates that slip the minds of the two humans, too. Egon's taken to silently reminding everyone when the weekends are by wiping the appropriate letter off Miss Eartha's forehead to prevent a golem rampage, too, so overall there just isn't usually a need for it.

Once in a while, though, Ray does glance up at the calendar in the Firehouse kitchen, and that's when he gets twitchy.

Why he looked he didn't know and couldn't say, but it was September the second, this time. Given the PKE trends of the past few years he was pretty sure that meant they could start seeing the October rise in two to three weeks' time. Ever since the report from the Ministry of Extraordinary Threats that the magnetic poles were shifting abnormally quickly, possibly in response to Mythos attempts to locate the Hidden City, October seemed to start earlier and earlier. Busy season was coming, inevitable as the tide and snide jokes from Venkman.

He shuddered, turned deliberately away from the calendar, and ducked into the pantry to grab the one box of Chocodiles that hadn't been raided by Slimer. No, they weren't good for him, but there wasn't any other junk food around and he needed some fortification if he was going to handle this. Janine had asked him to speak to the snickering fish on her desk, and he had a sinking feeling that Peck's evilly good humor probably had to do with the time of year.

Three snack cakes later he headed down the stairs. "Hey, Janine," he called out.

"I told you he'd be coming," Janine snapped to the occupant of the ten-gallon tank at her elbow. "He's not that tied up yet."

"Give it time, my dear, give it time." The sometime-EPA-agent-turned-Siamese-fighting-fish flared his fins. "I've seen how you people work."

"You gotta do something, Dr. Stantz," said Janine as Ray approached her desk. "He's being a bigger pain in the ass than usual and I can't get a damn thing done."

Ray nodded and tapped on the tank with one finger; Peck had darted into the little fluorescent green castle Peter had bought for him some time ago. "Mr. Peck?" Ray called. "I believe we need to talk."

"I can't possibly imagine what you and I would have to talk about," called the fish from inside the castle. His voice was high and squeaky as always, a subject of suppressed mirth for Miss Eartha whenever she heard it, but Ray tended to mentally substitute Peck's original voice regardless. "I'm just a harmless fish, after all."

Ray sighed. "Mr. Peck, you've been antagonizing the one person in this Firehouse who's willing to feed you on a regular basis-"

"Assuming you can call that vile Hartz Mountain stuff food." Peck poked his head out the castle window a bit. "I'd like to formally lodge a complaint about that, by the way."

"The guy at the store said it was just as good," said Janine.

"'The guy at the store' doesn't have to eat that bilge." Peck's gill covers flared outward a moment.

"Yeah, well-"

Ray coughed; Janine threw a glare at the tank and subsided. "All right," Ray said to the fish. "We'll see about upgrading your diet if it's really that much of a problem."

"Do whatever you want. Personally, I don't care," Peck answered. "It's not as if it's going to be a problem for very much longer anyway."

"How do you mean?"

"Look at me, Dr. Stantz." The fish eased his way out through the castle window. "I'm an adult Siamese fighting fish, thanks to that gangling blond friend of yours. The average lifespan of my adopted species is two to three years."

Ray blinked; given that Peck's punitive metamorphosis had been imposed upon him in late 2007, and Ray had run afoul of the Stone Angels at Milliways in 2008, he'd completely lost track of time.

"Oh my God," said Janine, color draining from her face.

"Huh?" Ray glanced over at her. "I would think you would be-"

"Happy, Dr. Stantz?" inquired Peck. "Apparently you don't think things through as much as your secretary does. Perhaps you should refresh your memory of a certain visitor?"

"I don't-"

"He means that demon lawyer guy a couple of years back," said Janine. "Ray, you guys own Peck's soul, remember?"

Ray stared from Janine to the fish and back again.

"That means when this guy dies, unless Upstairs wants him, we're stuck with him."

Date: 2009-09-02 05:16 pm (UTC)
mmexlibris: (sherpa)
From: [personal profile] mmexlibris
[ooc: "ph34r t3h fish" OMG CAM. ~DIES LAUGHING~]

Date: 2009-09-02 11:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] midnightlurker.livejournal.com
[ooc: how hard can it be to trap the schmuck and stuff him in the containment unit? ^.^]

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