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Raymond Stantz ([personal profile] gone_byebye) wrote 2005-10-11 08:56 pm (UTC)

Very true. Bad target zone. There were no gorillas in ancient Sumer. Ereshkigal was assuming the ape would have a man's vulnerabilities.

"Hey, I think Kong's going for that hole in the sky! He's got hold of this glowing chick or something-"

"RAY! What are we supposed to do now?" shouts Peter. "The monkey's on our side, right?"

"Ezphares," cries Ereshkigal, who's thrashing frantically as she tries to writhe free and maybe land a heel strike on the ape's knees. "Olyaram, Irion-Esytion-"

"Yes he is! Don't hurt the monke- I mean the ape!"

"This is no time to be arguing taxonomy, Ray! Peter won't understand it anyway!"

"Eryona, Orea-"

"I resent that, Egon-"

The black-bearded man, heedless of the logistical difficulties inherent in kilt-wearing, scrambles over shattered concrete and launches himself towards the ape at a dead run.

... wait, no? No, it looks like he's planning to run past the ape...

"KONG! KONG! KONG!"

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