gone_byebye: (Ministry of Extraordinary Threats)
Raymond Stantz ([personal profile] gone_byebye) wrote2008-01-25 10:39 am

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Mid-January, 2008
RCMP/Ministry of Extraordinary Threats Emergency Hangar
Alert, Nunavut, CA


Even in times of the highest tension and most danger, people find ways to keep themselves busy, and neither the Ghostbusters nor the men and women of the world's northern watch bureaus were any great exception. "Ray? Ray! Ray, check it out." Venkman shook his friend's shoulder. "Egon's in a fight with one of the Inquanok guys."

Ray opened an eye and glanced sideways. Several of the Danish contingent and a couple of the Pohjola Project's Sami members were gathered in a semicircle centered on Egon and a broad-faced, dark-eyed man in Danish uniform. "Wow. Spengs is looking kinda..."

"Green," Winston finished for both of them. "That's freaky. What are they fighting about?"

"The worst thing they've ever eaten," said Venkman. "Eske's winning."

Ray and Winston exchanged glances. They both knew Egon's eating habits. "How?" Ray finally asked.

"That's not food," Egon suddenly said, loud enough to be heard over the snickering Greenlanders. "That's biological waste. You can't consider anything with that level of ammonia in it to qualify as edible."

"This from the man who admits to eating casu marzu," said his opponent with the serene smile of a man who knows he's won. "Hákarl is nothing-"

Winston shook his head. Ray gave up on the possibility of a nap and stood up. "Has anyone seen where Captain Korpan went?" he asked, and one of the Finns pointed. "Thank you."

He found the Canadian in the tiny office attached to the hangar, one hand pressing his headset against his ear and the other taking frantic notes. As Ray walked in Korpan lifted his eyes, winced, and held up a piece of paper that read:

Magnetic fields flaring
Deep ones report Russian helicopter near 82.7° N 114.4° W
Radio comms dorppinng like brick


A moment later Korpan scribbled one last line:

Dammit, I can spell. Marines on the way. Tell the others. We're going in.

Ray shuddered, nodded, and went in search of a better door.


[OOC: Assume everyone will be arriving from Milliways within five minutes of each other. Also, don't click on the food links above if you have a weak stomach.]
basic_powers: (waugh! omgwtf)

Re: Action Time: Team Helicopter

[personal profile] basic_powers 2008-01-27 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh POOP.

A small man in a grey uniform appears from nowhere running away from the fallen thug, eek-ing. Moon Shadow remembers that just one blood sacrifice could bring down doom on them all. He's got bullet-proof armor, he's pretty sure Mr. Twitchy doesn't, so he's running for the nearest snowhill.

Re: Action Time: Team Helicopter

[identity profile] trustydriver.livejournal.com 2008-01-27 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
The source of the English shouting is currently beating the living daylights out of anyone within reach. She's used to taking on opponents twice her size; the fact that they currently can't see just makes things that much easier.

The sound of a screaming child, however, is somewhat distracting. Her head whips around. "Tyler?"

Re: Action Time: Team Helicopter

[identity profile] trustydriver.livejournal.com 2008-01-27 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Before she even consciously registers what's happening, she's already pulled a boomerang from her belt and thrown it toward the man pursuing Moon Shadow. If she's lucky, it'll clock him on the back of the head and bring him down before he can make the leap. If she's unlucky...

Well, let's just hope she's lucky today.
basic_powers: (Moonshadow!tyler)

Re: Action Time: Team Helicopter

[personal profile] basic_powers 2008-01-27 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Moon Shadow is doing exactly what Mr. Revenant would tell him to do. Be a sneaky little bugger. Which the gunman is going to find out as Kit's boomerrang misses by that much.

The henchman gets a surprise as the kid is..grinning, and throwing something into his face that explodes with a hisssss.

Short range gas capsules.

Re: Action Time: Team Helicopter

[identity profile] trustydriver.livejournal.com 2008-01-27 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
He's fast, but the Flying Squirrel is faster. She sees the oncoming fist, grabs the arm attached to it with both hands, and uses the momentum of the man's punch to fling him over her shoulder and onto the ground a few yards away.

He won't be getting up for a while either. He'll probably be a lot crankier than Tyler's opponent when he does, though.
basic_powers: (Moonshadow!tyler)

Re: Action Time: Team Helicopter

[personal profile] basic_powers 2008-01-27 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
The sum total of Moon Shadow's opponents have been shot in the twig and berries with a taser, goofy-gassed and have had to evade the spiked tentacles...of...

Moon Shadow looks where the tentacles had gone still. "Oh crud, the cultist!"

Re: Action Time: Team Helicopter

[identity profile] trustydriver.livejournal.com 2008-01-27 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"Buddy, I deal with crazier nutjobs than you before breakfast in the morning," replies the Flying Squirrel. "You're gonna have to do better than that if you wanna stop me."

It's a bit hyperbolic, but Mister Greatcoat doesn't know that. And hopefully he'll be sufficiently distracted not to notice the little gray cylinder that Kit's pulling out of her belt...
basic_powers: (amuleteffect)

Re: Action Time: Team Helicopter

[personal profile] basic_powers 2008-01-28 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Keep distracting him Kit, the kid's going to try and make himself scarce.

Now see you him now you.. where the heck did he go?!?

Re: Action Time: Team Helicopter

[identity profile] trustydriver.livejournal.com 2008-01-28 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
The Flying Squirrel leaps sideways to dodge the blast, while simultaneously throwing the grey cylinder at the Russian man's feet. It detonates with a sharp report and a spark like a firecracker going off.

Those magical flash grenades may not be too flashy, but they get the job done.

Re: Action Time: Team Helicopter

[identity profile] trustydriver.livejournal.com 2008-01-28 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
The Flying Squirrel gets to her feet and assumes a similar stance. "So ya wanna do this the old-fashioned way, eh? You think you can put up a better fight than your hired goons?"

Re: Action Time: Team Helicopter

[identity profile] trustydriver.livejournal.com 2008-01-28 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Sticks--and stones--may--break my bones," she grunts between blows, "but don't you dare--call me--an American!"
basic_powers: (Moonshadow!tyler)

Re: Action Time: Team Helicopter

[personal profile] basic_powers 2008-01-28 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
While his attention if focused on the pretty lady in the catsuit who just took out his magic-throwing temporarily, Moon Shadow's been invisibly checking up on the Russian President.

Namely by making sure the guy can breathe through the face-hole in the putty.

We do hope the Russian president favors the fast-pull method of tape removal.

"Sorry sir..."
basic_powers: (Moonshadow!tyler)

Re: Action Time: Team Helicopter

[personal profile] basic_powers 2008-01-28 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't think so, but I have no way of being sure...I don't speak Russian. ...or whatever he's speaking to summon the Elder God." Moon Shadow says looking back at the fistfight. "The Flying Squirrel kind of interrupted and blinded him temporarily. Do you know what he did exactly?"
basic_powers: (Moonshadow!tyler)

Re: Action Time: Team Helicopter

[personal profile] basic_powers 2008-01-28 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
"...ooooh poop. We've got teams out to rescue the sailors, any idea of how to stop things from here?"

It's better the President doesn't have that much room to move at the moment, he'll stay warm bundled up like that inside of the putty. "We have to make sure he doesn't kill anyone here...or himself."