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Mid-January, 2008
RCMP/Ministry of Extraordinary Threats Emergency Hangar
Alert, Nunavut, CA
Even in times of the highest tension and most danger, people find ways to keep themselves busy, and neither the Ghostbusters nor the men and women of the world's northern watch bureaus were any great exception. "Ray? Ray! Ray, check it out." Venkman shook his friend's shoulder. "Egon's in a fight with one of the Inquanok guys."
Ray opened an eye and glanced sideways. Several of the Danish contingent and a couple of the Pohjola Project's Sami members were gathered in a semicircle centered on Egon and a broad-faced, dark-eyed man in Danish uniform. "Wow. Spengs is looking kinda..."
"Green," Winston finished for both of them. "That's freaky. What are they fighting about?"
"The worst thing they've ever eaten," said Venkman. "Eske's winning."
Ray and Winston exchanged glances. They both knew Egon's eating habits. "How?" Ray finally asked.
"That's not food," Egon suddenly said, loud enough to be heard over the snickering Greenlanders. "That's biological waste. You can't consider anything with that level of ammonia in it to qualify as edible."
"This from the man who admits to eating casu marzu," said his opponent with the serene smile of a man who knows he's won. "Hákarl is nothing-"
Winston shook his head. Ray gave up on the possibility of a nap and stood up. "Has anyone seen where Captain Korpan went?" he asked, and one of the Finns pointed. "Thank you."
He found the Canadian in the tiny office attached to the hangar, one hand pressing his headset against his ear and the other taking frantic notes. As Ray walked in Korpan lifted his eyes, winced, and held up a piece of paper that read:
Magnetic fields flaring
Deep ones report Russian helicopter near 82.7° N 114.4° W
Radio comms dorppinng like brick
A moment later Korpan scribbled one last line:
Dammit, I can spell. Marines on the way. Tell the others. We're going in.
Ray shuddered, nodded, and went in search of a better door.
[OOC: Assume everyone will be arriving from Milliways within five minutes of each other. Also, don't click on the food links above if you have a weak stomach.]
RCMP/Ministry of Extraordinary Threats Emergency Hangar
Alert, Nunavut, CA
Even in times of the highest tension and most danger, people find ways to keep themselves busy, and neither the Ghostbusters nor the men and women of the world's northern watch bureaus were any great exception. "Ray? Ray! Ray, check it out." Venkman shook his friend's shoulder. "Egon's in a fight with one of the Inquanok guys."
Ray opened an eye and glanced sideways. Several of the Danish contingent and a couple of the Pohjola Project's Sami members were gathered in a semicircle centered on Egon and a broad-faced, dark-eyed man in Danish uniform. "Wow. Spengs is looking kinda..."
"Green," Winston finished for both of them. "That's freaky. What are they fighting about?"
"The worst thing they've ever eaten," said Venkman. "Eske's winning."
Ray and Winston exchanged glances. They both knew Egon's eating habits. "How?" Ray finally asked.
"That's not food," Egon suddenly said, loud enough to be heard over the snickering Greenlanders. "That's biological waste. You can't consider anything with that level of ammonia in it to qualify as edible."
"This from the man who admits to eating casu marzu," said his opponent with the serene smile of a man who knows he's won. "Hákarl is nothing-"
Winston shook his head. Ray gave up on the possibility of a nap and stood up. "Has anyone seen where Captain Korpan went?" he asked, and one of the Finns pointed. "Thank you."
He found the Canadian in the tiny office attached to the hangar, one hand pressing his headset against his ear and the other taking frantic notes. As Ray walked in Korpan lifted his eyes, winced, and held up a piece of paper that read:
Magnetic fields flaring
Deep ones report Russian helicopter near 82.7° N 114.4° W
Radio comms dorppinng like brick
A moment later Korpan scribbled one last line:
Dammit, I can spell. Marines on the way. Tell the others. We're going in.
Ray shuddered, nodded, and went in search of a better door.
[OOC: Assume everyone will be arriving from Milliways within five minutes of each other. Also, don't click on the food links above if you have a weak stomach.]
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Tsybenko ignores it, clearing his throat and leaning over the comunication controls again. "Severny," he repeats in Russian. "Severny, this is Konstantin Tsybenko on board the unaffiliated vessel-"
He stops and looks to Lua'al-rei. "This ship- what's her name, please?"
"We don't name our vessels," the Deep One murmurs.
"Bah." Tsybenko wrinkles his nose. "The unaffiliated vessel to the south of your position. Repeat the part about the reactor, please."
"Main reactor efficiency after Admiral Matochkin's ordered adjustments is higher than expected," answers the other vessel, and Tsybenko translates. "We've implemented control measures under the captain's orders, but they don't seem to be affecting the reactor's progress any..."
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"The Wigner effect?" asks Lua'al-rei warily.
"Atomic displacement in solid matter struck by reactor neutrons," says Tsybenko. "Is very good way to get sudden massive rush of heat, the kind that melts bones."
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"Suggestions, gentlemen, for what to do next. Because whatever is going on there needs to stop."
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He stops then, turning a little to listen more carefully.
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This guy, if nothing else, has even Vulcans beat.
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Lua'al-rei nods. "The faster the better," he says, and he's still only got a little color to him. "That thing is calling to Dagon like a beacon. I'll signal the pilot to match your sub's speed- will the two of you be able to go and do it, do you think?"
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"You two are going to have to go in there without me," says Lua'al-rei as he leads the two humans back to the docking portal in the ship's side. "I doubt your countrymen will have built the submarine to fit my size. Warn the men what to expect, please?"
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If Kirk listens very carefully on the way into the sub he might just hear Tsybenko muttering, "Ot'ebis'! Am cosmonaut, not action hero!"
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Rises in ominous grandeur to view!"
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By the look of things he's not the only one who feels that way. Normally a submarine crew looking at a pair of unfamiliar arrivals would be composed mostly of hostile faces mixed in with carefully neutral ones, but the Russians who were waiting near the sub's entrance look, to a man, as if they're barely a hair on the safe side of the breaking point. One of them steps forward and speaks; Tsybenko starts translating immediately. "Chief Ship Starshina- is Senior Chief Petty Officer, to you- Symon Petliura," he says. "You said you can get us out of here?"
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"Yes. We have our own sub. It's a bit...unusual. But that doesn't matter at the moment. What matters is getting everyone off and stopping the reaction.
"Who's the chief engineer?"
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Tsybenko mutters to Kirk as they pass through an especially narrow corridor, "I had an uncle on one of these things. How Arkady failed to go mad is beyond me."
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