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Mid-January, 2008
RCMP/Ministry of Extraordinary Threats Emergency Hangar
Alert, Nunavut, CA
Even in times of the highest tension and most danger, people find ways to keep themselves busy, and neither the Ghostbusters nor the men and women of the world's northern watch bureaus were any great exception. "Ray? Ray! Ray, check it out." Venkman shook his friend's shoulder. "Egon's in a fight with one of the Inquanok guys."
Ray opened an eye and glanced sideways. Several of the Danish contingent and a couple of the Pohjola Project's Sami members were gathered in a semicircle centered on Egon and a broad-faced, dark-eyed man in Danish uniform. "Wow. Spengs is looking kinda..."
"Green," Winston finished for both of them. "That's freaky. What are they fighting about?"
"The worst thing they've ever eaten," said Venkman. "Eske's winning."
Ray and Winston exchanged glances. They both knew Egon's eating habits. "How?" Ray finally asked.
"That's not food," Egon suddenly said, loud enough to be heard over the snickering Greenlanders. "That's biological waste. You can't consider anything with that level of ammonia in it to qualify as edible."
"This from the man who admits to eating casu marzu," said his opponent with the serene smile of a man who knows he's won. "Hákarl is nothing-"
Winston shook his head. Ray gave up on the possibility of a nap and stood up. "Has anyone seen where Captain Korpan went?" he asked, and one of the Finns pointed. "Thank you."
He found the Canadian in the tiny office attached to the hangar, one hand pressing his headset against his ear and the other taking frantic notes. As Ray walked in Korpan lifted his eyes, winced, and held up a piece of paper that read:
Magnetic fields flaring
Deep ones report Russian helicopter near 82.7° N 114.4° W
Radio comms dorppinng like brick
A moment later Korpan scribbled one last line:
Dammit, I can spell. Marines on the way. Tell the others. We're going in.
Ray shuddered, nodded, and went in search of a better door.
[OOC: Assume everyone will be arriving from Milliways within five minutes of each other. Also, don't click on the food links above if you have a weak stomach.]
RCMP/Ministry of Extraordinary Threats Emergency Hangar
Alert, Nunavut, CA
Even in times of the highest tension and most danger, people find ways to keep themselves busy, and neither the Ghostbusters nor the men and women of the world's northern watch bureaus were any great exception. "Ray? Ray! Ray, check it out." Venkman shook his friend's shoulder. "Egon's in a fight with one of the Inquanok guys."
Ray opened an eye and glanced sideways. Several of the Danish contingent and a couple of the Pohjola Project's Sami members were gathered in a semicircle centered on Egon and a broad-faced, dark-eyed man in Danish uniform. "Wow. Spengs is looking kinda..."
"Green," Winston finished for both of them. "That's freaky. What are they fighting about?"
"The worst thing they've ever eaten," said Venkman. "Eske's winning."
Ray and Winston exchanged glances. They both knew Egon's eating habits. "How?" Ray finally asked.
"That's not food," Egon suddenly said, loud enough to be heard over the snickering Greenlanders. "That's biological waste. You can't consider anything with that level of ammonia in it to qualify as edible."
"This from the man who admits to eating casu marzu," said his opponent with the serene smile of a man who knows he's won. "Hákarl is nothing-"
Winston shook his head. Ray gave up on the possibility of a nap and stood up. "Has anyone seen where Captain Korpan went?" he asked, and one of the Finns pointed. "Thank you."
He found the Canadian in the tiny office attached to the hangar, one hand pressing his headset against his ear and the other taking frantic notes. As Ray walked in Korpan lifted his eyes, winced, and held up a piece of paper that read:
Magnetic fields flaring
Deep ones report Russian helicopter near 82.7° N 114.4° W
Radio comms dorppinng like brick
A moment later Korpan scribbled one last line:
Dammit, I can spell. Marines on the way. Tell the others. We're going in.
Ray shuddered, nodded, and went in search of a better door.
[OOC: Assume everyone will be arriving from Milliways within five minutes of each other. Also, don't click on the food links above if you have a weak stomach.]
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"You two are going to have to go in there without me," says Lua'al-rei as he leads the two humans back to the docking portal in the ship's side. "I doubt your countrymen will have built the submarine to fit my size. Warn the men what to expect, please?"
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If Kirk listens very carefully on the way into the sub he might just hear Tsybenko muttering, "Ot'ebis'! Am cosmonaut, not action hero!"
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Rises in ominous grandeur to view!"
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By the look of things he's not the only one who feels that way. Normally a submarine crew looking at a pair of unfamiliar arrivals would be composed mostly of hostile faces mixed in with carefully neutral ones, but the Russians who were waiting near the sub's entrance look, to a man, as if they're barely a hair on the safe side of the breaking point. One of them steps forward and speaks; Tsybenko starts translating immediately. "Chief Ship Starshina- is Senior Chief Petty Officer, to you- Symon Petliura," he says. "You said you can get us out of here?"
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"Yes. We have our own sub. It's a bit...unusual. But that doesn't matter at the moment. What matters is getting everyone off and stopping the reaction.
"Who's the chief engineer?"
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Tsybenko mutters to Kirk as they pass through an especially narrow corridor, "I had an uncle on one of these things. How Arkady failed to go mad is beyond me."
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A moment later the door swings open and a burly blond man who must have just barely squeaked past the maximum size limitations for a submarine sailor pokes his head out. He squints at the two men not in uniform and rumbles a question to the Starshina.
"He asks who we are, he gets told who we are, he asks why my worthless hide has not yet been tacked to a wall in Moscow for causing such disruption to the national image in space-" Tsybenko rolls his eyes. "Petliura, tell him he can insult me later. We have a submarine to save, hey?" Looking back to Kirk he adds, "Persona non grata is very ugly phrase, but from the right mouths, it sticks."
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"Tell us what's going on with the reactor. How close is to whatever the admiral ordered? Can it be stopped?"
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He looks to Petliura, who shakes his head blankly.
"All right. We do not know if the men are still in the way, but is this or is leave entire Arctic ice cap glowing like firefly," says Tsybenko. "Kirk, we go to reactor room now. If Matochkin's- hm, I think word is stooges- get in the way, you and I have permission of Captain-Lieutenant Apalkov and Chief Ship Starshina Petliura to hit them." He smiles, the closest Kirk's ever seen to a sunny expression on his face. "Shall we go?"
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A phaser could actually be set to knock the goons and not breach the hull.
Then again, it's not like he has any kind of weapon. "And stooges will do. Though 'goon' and 'thug' were...are popular terms as well.
"This admiral...do you know anything about him?" Jim likes to talk sometimes, to relieve the tension.
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Tsybenko shakes his head, but the Starshina looks curiously their way at the English words, so Tsybenko starts translating. "Yevgeny Andreiivich Matochkin," he says. "Comes from Chelyabinsk Oblast, in the Urals. I think from what used to be Ozyorsk, before they closed the town completely. Matochkin has been close advisor to President Antonov for years now on many policy matters, not only the military ones."
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Apalkov rumbles something under his breath, which Tsybenko translates as, "Matochkin wants to be on the winning side, is all. 'My country first- the rest get the pieces'."
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"Or is he as much of a doubter in matters of the seemingly paranormal?" It would explain the origins of the rather foolish Russian policy.
Steadily, Jim and his guides get closer. He listens for any sign of the stooges.
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The rest of the sentence goes untranslated, because Tsybenko breaks off and starts swearing under his breath at a degree of vulgarity that leaves even the sailors looking shocked. "How does the English run?" asks Tsybenko when he can get civilized again. "'Methinks he does protest too much'?"
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Jim looks around, knowing there will be a fight, and trying to find something that might be a good weapon if needed.
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Petliura holds up a hand and points straight ahead silently. There's a turn in the corridor up ahead, and if you listen carefully, you can hear the sound of someone who isn't supposed to be there, breathing.
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