gone_byebye: (Ministry of Extraordinary Threats)
Raymond Stantz ([personal profile] gone_byebye) wrote2008-01-25 10:39 am

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Mid-January, 2008
RCMP/Ministry of Extraordinary Threats Emergency Hangar
Alert, Nunavut, CA


Even in times of the highest tension and most danger, people find ways to keep themselves busy, and neither the Ghostbusters nor the men and women of the world's northern watch bureaus were any great exception. "Ray? Ray! Ray, check it out." Venkman shook his friend's shoulder. "Egon's in a fight with one of the Inquanok guys."

Ray opened an eye and glanced sideways. Several of the Danish contingent and a couple of the Pohjola Project's Sami members were gathered in a semicircle centered on Egon and a broad-faced, dark-eyed man in Danish uniform. "Wow. Spengs is looking kinda..."

"Green," Winston finished for both of them. "That's freaky. What are they fighting about?"

"The worst thing they've ever eaten," said Venkman. "Eske's winning."

Ray and Winston exchanged glances. They both knew Egon's eating habits. "How?" Ray finally asked.

"That's not food," Egon suddenly said, loud enough to be heard over the snickering Greenlanders. "That's biological waste. You can't consider anything with that level of ammonia in it to qualify as edible."

"This from the man who admits to eating casu marzu," said his opponent with the serene smile of a man who knows he's won. "Hákarl is nothing-"

Winston shook his head. Ray gave up on the possibility of a nap and stood up. "Has anyone seen where Captain Korpan went?" he asked, and one of the Finns pointed. "Thank you."

He found the Canadian in the tiny office attached to the hangar, one hand pressing his headset against his ear and the other taking frantic notes. As Ray walked in Korpan lifted his eyes, winced, and held up a piece of paper that read:

Magnetic fields flaring
Deep ones report Russian helicopter near 82.7° N 114.4° W
Radio comms dorppinng like brick


A moment later Korpan scribbled one last line:

Dammit, I can spell. Marines on the way. Tell the others. We're going in.

Ray shuddered, nodded, and went in search of a better door.


[OOC: Assume everyone will be arriving from Milliways within five minutes of each other. Also, don't click on the food links above if you have a weak stomach.]

Re: Action Time: Team Submarine

[identity profile] works-in-space.livejournal.com 2008-01-30 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"And have there been any rumors about his...stability? Or loyalty?" Someplace in the back of his mind, the captain recalls that the events on the space station and at mission control were brought about by the wrong people being in the wrong place at the right time. He wonders if there's some sort of connection.

Re: Action Time: Team Submarine

[identity profile] works-in-space.livejournal.com 2008-01-30 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"Surely he can't think that unleashing whatever is on the the other side of the rift is going to serve the interests of anyone on Earth.

"Or is he as much of a doubter in matters of the seemingly paranormal?" It would explain the origins of the rather foolish Russian policy.

Steadily, Jim and his guides get closer. He listens for any sign of the stooges.

Re: Action Time: Team Submarine

[identity profile] works-in-space.livejournal.com 2008-01-30 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"Perhaps, and I agree that we probably don't have the time for such details, but if we can get this fixed, it might not be a bad idea to have the Ministry debrief him, and much of the crew."

Jim looks around, knowing there will be a fight, and trying to find something that might be a good weapon if needed.

Re: Action Time: Team Submarine

[identity profile] works-in-space.livejournal.com 2008-01-30 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"Who is that," Jim whispers while steeling himself.

Re: Action Time: Team Submarine

[identity profile] etananesoe.livejournal.com 2008-01-30 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"Who is that?" is the response, echoing from the corners on stale and foetid air.

Re: Action Time: Team Submarine

[identity profile] works-in-space.livejournal.com 2008-01-30 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Jim nods silently. No more talk.

Re: Action Time: Team Submarine

[identity profile] works-in-space.livejournal.com 2008-01-30 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
That would be Kirk. Who would kick himself for not grabbing a wrench the first chance he had. But finds it a lot more effective to kick the big Russian even as he takes the blow to his face.

A blow that only years of reflex make less than totally effective. Teeth are intact, but Jim has a bloody lip.

Re: Action Time: Team Submarine

[identity profile] works-in-space.livejournal.com 2008-01-31 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
A sucker punch to the gut and a quick drop to the deckplates is called for. And while Jim really regrets that he can't do what he could when he was 30, he's ar least relieved that his assailant seems to have no real training.

And maybe that the old saying about the bigger they are is true.

Re: Action Time: Team Submarine

[identity profile] works-in-space.livejournal.com 2008-01-31 10:28 am (UTC)(link)
He'll ask what a Gordon Freeman is later.

And moves closer to Tsybenko, in case the Russian needs any help getting to that chair.

Re: Action Time: Team Submarine

[identity profile] works-in-space.livejournal.com 2008-01-31 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Jim nods, and leans against a wall. The throbbing in his lip feels like it's spreading. He'll never admit he's getting to old for this, but his body must dispute it.

He watches, not having a clue what Apalkov is doing.

Re: Action Time: Team Submarine

[identity profile] works-in-space.livejournal.com 2008-01-31 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"Thanks. I guess I need those workouts I'm planning with a friend more than I thought." Assuming he gets home. Though he will have some tale to tell.

All the same, the unease is growing. At best, a nuclear sub might have to be scuttled. That's never good.

Re: Action Time: Team Submarine

[identity profile] works-in-space.livejournal.com 2008-01-31 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"I just hope the men don't come rushing back into the sub when they see the Deep Ones. They aren't really trained to handle this much of the unexpected." Then again, is anyone? Jim's seen hardened Starfleet officers lose it over less. Though rarely.

Re: Action Time: Team Submarine

[identity profile] works-in-space.livejournal.com 2008-01-31 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Jim's hackles get up. Fast.

"What was that?"