He isn't even going to look at the ceiling now, that is just gross, when was the last time they cleaned it?

And he's gotta climb down as soon as those doors open.

Ofcourse, the scruffy Puerto-rican soul-patched guy who knocks him over deserves the tazering in the calf.

"Ha! That's what you get for playing bowling for kids on the subway, Eduardo, come on."

"Shut up Kylie."