Raymond Stantz

"I didn't know they were looking for me at the time, and I ended up getting caught with Miss Kyle, and we ended up fighting them, but not before one of the last ones managed to get the viral injector thingie into my foot, and then I ended up running back into the school so they could put me into statis to stop the virus from completeing it's primary mutation cycle, and that chamber was a lot like falling asleep." And he has to inhale right now cause that was a lot of words. "And I thought I was dreaming it at first, but I think I was experiencing Principal Cranston's memories and I found out why PS238 got built and why he's in charge and has to wear a metal headband. Turned out he was psychic and he'd been using his powers to avoid all kinds of traps when he was running for president...and to get a good used car."