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gone_byebyeWednesday, February 7, 2007
Federal Prison Camp Yankton
Yankton, South Dakota
"Huh," said Horace Weston, pausing in his sorting of the incoming mail. "Hey, boss?"
"What?" called Mr. Gage in return. He didn't bother looking up. Weston tended to come up with the weirdest questions and he'd about gotten to the point of answering them on autopilot by now.
"Got an Amazon package here I don't know that I like the looks of."
"Porn?" said Gage.
"No."
"Nazis?"
"No."
"Manchurian Candidate on DVD?"
"It's a handbook, boss."
". . . tell me it's not Worst Case Scenario Survival Manual: Prison Edition or the Action Hero Handbook or something."
"More like How to Be a Villain: Evil Laughs, Secret Lairs, Master Plans, and More. And three exclamation points."
Gage paused, his coffee halfway to his mouth. Finally, he said, "It's not on the shit-list. Let it through."
Weston shrugged and slid it into the appropriate basket. Not like Peck got much in the way of mail anyway.
Federal Prison Camp Yankton
Yankton, South Dakota
"Huh," said Horace Weston, pausing in his sorting of the incoming mail. "Hey, boss?"
"What?" called Mr. Gage in return. He didn't bother looking up. Weston tended to come up with the weirdest questions and he'd about gotten to the point of answering them on autopilot by now.
"Got an Amazon package here I don't know that I like the looks of."
"Porn?" said Gage.
"No."
"Nazis?"
"No."
"Manchurian Candidate on DVD?"
"It's a handbook, boss."
". . . tell me it's not Worst Case Scenario Survival Manual: Prison Edition or the Action Hero Handbook or something."
"More like How to Be a Villain: Evil Laughs, Secret Lairs, Master Plans, and More. And three exclamation points."
Gage paused, his coffee halfway to his mouth. Finally, he said, "It's not on the shit-list. Let it through."
Weston shrugged and slid it into the appropriate basket. Not like Peck got much in the way of mail anyway.
