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Jun. 22nd, 2008 01:48 pmRay would've preferred to make this drive with Ecto, but the guys needed her too much back in New York. He's therefore rented a car on the State Department's budget for the sake of getting to Port St. Helena, Oregon, without having to deal with some of the nimrods at the airlines and Amtrak. Said nimrods have an issue with the contents of the passenger seat.
"Okay, Jhalak," Ray says to said contents. "Welcome to Boise, Idaho. We're gonna stop here for the night, if you don't mind. I know it's been tough being stuck in the car and all." Mind you, he's made a point of buying several reference books at any bookstore in each of the towns where they've stopped, along with a big honking quantity of fresh fruit. But still.
"Okay, Jhalak," Ray says to said contents. "Welcome to Boise, Idaho. We're gonna stop here for the night, if you don't mind. I know it's been tough being stuck in the car and all." Mind you, he's made a point of buying several reference books at any bookstore in each of the towns where they've stopped, along with a big honking quantity of fresh fruit. But still.
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Date: 2008-06-25 03:43 pm (UTC)And the strongest of the bunch are all clustered around the Starlight Room.
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Date: 2008-06-25 03:48 pm (UTC)If only it had the vocabulary to ask how the PKE meter worked. All those blinking lights! Clearly informative, if not to Jhalak! What do they mean? How does he know what they're trying to say? What about the noises the device makes? (Experimentally, short(arm) imitates one, giving it a very Jotoki musical lilt.)
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Date: 2008-06-25 03:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-25 03:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-25 04:10 pm (UTC)"Jhalak, does the air here taste funny to you?"
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Date: 2008-06-25 04:14 pm (UTC)Experimentally, it lifts its main mass into the air slightly and lets its undermouth answer this important question.
"Funny." "Taste funny." "Air here taste funny." "That's right." "Funny." "Tastes funny."
Goodness, was that a proper verb conjugation?
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Date: 2008-06-25 04:21 pm (UTC)Something as cold as the headwaters of a mountain stream in September taps Ray on the shoulder.
While it is not entirely uncommon for goopy stuff to have to be cleaned up from certain areas of Night Moves, generally said goopy stuff isn't pale green and of the approximate consistency of mucilage*. It's also generally not splattered all over somebody's head and shoulders**. Ray and Jhalak, however, are pretty much exceptions to the rule, a fact which the manager probably fails to appreciate, given his decidedly profane exclamation upon their beslimed arrival at his desk.
"Sir," says Ray, with as much dignity as a heavily slimed man without a trap or proton pack can muster, "you've got Methodists."
*Not unless someone's really upset the bartender, or one of the bartender's favorite girls- Gary is known for being willing to wreak vengeance on the dancers' behalf
**Gary again
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Date: 2008-06-25 04:26 pm (UTC)