Raymond Stantz

"It's a site I would have chosen," said Kitt. "It has both cover and multiple exits. It seems they are no more confrontational than we - and on their guard."

Kitt had learned a lot since his first release into the field.

"Karr, I believe you should enter first. You've been detected, and they expect you."

Even if what they really expected was a car looking like him.

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"All right. I'll try to not attack anything."

That might've been a joke. Might've.

KARR drove forward towards one of the entrances, slowing slightly. His scanner, however, sped up when he saw a car that looked exactly like he had, its red scanner moving steadily.

"...I think he might be more confused than we thought, if he thinks he's me," Michelle's KARR finally said. "The scanner and the paint are wrong."

"Hello," he finally said. It was KARR's old voice, before salt water had warped it. The cartoon-inclined would notice that he sounded like Optimus Prime.

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Michelle shook her head. "No kidding," she murmured. "That, or someone wasn't particularly careful when they tried to make a second copy of your programming from that old backup."

This could very easily turn messy, though she had no desire to see it go to pieces. Not now. Not with things so tense already.

Ray, for his part, did his absolute best not to snicker at the sound of the voice. Fortunately, only Kitt was likely to hear it.

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Kitt didn't bother scolding Ray. Instead, as he drove up beside Karr, he remained quiet.

Black facing black. It was a recent memory for Kitt. One that almost chilled him. He remembered this situation before. This, he hoped, would be more pleasant.

His scanner whispered side to side. The moment of truth.

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Bonnie went quiet. This was going to be a telling moment. "Not too close," she warned needlessly, watching, looking at the other driver for some sort of visual cue.

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"...Oh dear," KARR finally said to Michelle once he found his voice. He backed up slightly as he saw Kitt, and his scanner flared, speeding up until it was nothing but a blur. "Kitt?" he said, speaking slowly. "Kitt, please don't hurt anyone. We don't want to fight with you."

[Apparently, they think you're the dangerous one,] the Milliways KARR sent to Kitt. [Interesting.]

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Michelle swallowed. "Oh, hell no," she said, her throat gone dry and her palms going wet. "This can't be happening..."

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Kitt's scanner whispered. "...I can't say I expected this," he said, rather observant.

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Tony? Welcome to the Twilight Zone. Or yet another dimension in the Twilight Zone. Things had been reversed—now KITT was the dangerous one, not KARR. He glances over to Bonnie. “Shit, let’s hope they don’t call for back-up. And KARR, better not do anything to provoke them,” he adds cautiously.

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"Is the semi anywhere nearby?" she asked, mostly of Kitt as Kitt would certainly know the semi on his scope. "That'd be their only chance at backup."

Kitt... dangerous? Ray had one hell of a strange reality.

"Keep this calm."

But then, Bonnie opened Karr's door, beginning to step out.

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"I am unable to hallucinate, and even if I could, I don't think we would see the same thing," KARR said to Michelle, attempting to keep a semi-level head despite the situation. "Who are you? And why are you with Kitt?"

"You don't listen very well, do you? I am the Knight Automated Roving Robot-KARR. And Kitt is with me because this was a joint trip."

"Even his voice isn't right," KARR muttered. "You do not make any sense."

"Well, travel to another universe generally doesn't."

"...You are insane."

The Milliways KARR just revved his engine a bit at that. So much for keeping calm. "Bonnie, what are you doing? Get back in here!" he hissed.

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"...um," said Ray. "Do you think I should, uh..."

If anyone around here could possibly convey the alternate-universe issue, he figured it was probably him. But Bonnie sort of made the point moot.

He slid down behind the wheel and tried not to be seen.

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"He is Karr," said Kitt, "and I am Kitt, but I don't believe I am the one that you believe I am."

Then he paused. "Ray, you could exlain if you wanted, but the choice is indeed yours. You would be one of the obvious choices."

That, he kept to the inside of his cabin.

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"And my name is Bonnie Barstow. Maybe you've heard of me," she said, staying in the crook of Karr's door. She wasn't going far - intentionally. "We aren't here to start a fight."

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Michelle's KARR, meanwhile, made a strangled noise at the appearance of Bonnie. "She...she's supposed to be retired. As well as older."

"I told you we were from another universe." He sounded smug.

"You...you...this is not right! None of this makes sense! Explain yourself!"

"I already did. Good god, my alternate self is almost as dumb as Knight, it seems."

"I am not stupid," Michelle's KARR growled back.

So much for not starting a fight.

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"Okay, that's it," Ray muttered. "Let me out, Kitt."

He hopped out of the car's driver's seat and held up both hands. "Okay, guys? Could you possibly consider breaking it up for just a bit? Nobody's here to cause any kind of trauma, thank you..."

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Tony instinctively reached for his gun, not removing it, but ready to draw when necessary. His free hand touched KARR’s side door.

He hoped this would be a mere word fight, and nothing more.

But he wouldn’t jump out. Not just this yet. It might make them more than a little suspicious that there was an extra man with a gun.

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"Would you two be quiet?!" Kitt demanded of both of them, his accented voice bright compared to the two Karrs. "Bonnie and Ray are both right in declaring we aren't here to fight - and Ray can make a very good explanation as to how and why we're here. He can't explain over the quarreling of Knight AIs. So If You Please."

Kitt, when using this tone, sounded quite certain of getting his way.

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Both KARRs made a frustrated, angry noise that was almost identical, aside from the slight differences in pitch. The pair's scanners were matches as well, aside from color-both were rapid moving, angry blurs.

"Fine," they both spat. Then paused.

"Damn, that's unnerving." Again they spoke in unison, then paused.

"Stop that!"

"Bastard!" The frustration of mimicking one another finally got to them, and both AIs quieted down.

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Bonnie cleared her throat to keep from laughing at them. As much as she knew how frustrated Karr was... that was amusing. She patted his roof, leaning gently on the MBS-coated glass.

The floor was Ray's.

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Under other circumstances Ray would almost have found the situation funny. Right now, though, was no time for laughing. Not at all. He moved forward, hands still up and scarred palms still outward. "My name is Dr. Raymond Stantz," he said. "You may have heard of me. Feel free to look me up, KARR. I used to be a professor at Columbia University-"

Not that it mattered, because Michelle had sat bolt upright at the name. "KARR, he's one of the-"

Ray didn't hear her, and so kept talking. "I don't know how you are at handling the more peculiar concepts associated with modern physics, but this fellow here-" He pointed at Kitt. "Is not the Kitt you know. And Karr, as I think you've found out, is just as much Karr as you are- but what you're looking at involves a minor fracture in the space-time continuum dating back about twenty years or so. An alternate universe- yes, I know, it sounds insane, but I promise you, if you have any kind of reasonable understanding of modern physics at all, I've got the equations to back up the assertion. Along with a significant chunk of observational data you might find useful in proving what we're saying."

He reached slowly into one of his pockets. Michell tensed, then relaxed as he withdrew a sleek, up-to-date PDA.

"If you've got the interface for it, you're welcome to the contents of the memory stick. It can explain things better than I can."

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"I have a suitable interface," KARR finally said, once he was fairly sure he wasn't going to be mimicked. "Michelle, I would like to see it." Anything to explain this mess further.

The Milliways KARR, meanwhile, grumbled unhappily despite the pat.

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"I don't know, KARR," Michelle said warily. "He's driving KITT. He might be some kind of-"

She stopped. She'd been about to say 'hostage'. But if KITT had somehow kidnapped one of the Ghostbusters and that man was trying to pass a message stick along, it was almost certainly going to contain the truth about how to get him out of there.

"Okay," she said. "Go for it."

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Inside Karr, Bonnie flicked her hand, pointing toward the other Karr. How to gesture 'she's suspicious', Bonnie wasn't sure, but she... could tell.

Ray might be in inadvertant danger.

"In our reality," she said, speaking deliberately, "Karr was deactivated not long after his creation. Kitt was created to take his place - and I was his primary technician. Karr spent two years at the bottom of a cliff, and after his resurrection, he looked like he looks now. Now, I'm Karr's partner."

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